I like people who like cats

Despite the common misconception that cat-lover is another term for ugly lesbian, feline fans possess a certain grace, dignity and charm. Dogs need constant affirmation and so do their owners. They are high maintenance and self-involved. Look at me. Love me. Play with me. Huh, huh, huh.

Cat lovers, like their pets, are most often peaceful and self-contained. They would prefer to sit for hours in the sun, meditating on the mystery of their existence, than running from activity to activity. Frisby. Running. Food. Cat lovers are more dreamy than they are productive, more imaginative than they are practical. I like people who like cats.